Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Freaky dreams!!

One of the craziest dreams I’ve had... (my subconscious is like a teenage boy in an all-girls school)
Here goes ~
[I am baking chocolate chip cookies (Crazy Count -1.  My culinary skills are restricted to Tea,Coffee,Maggi and the occasional Fried Rice. Baking is wayyyyy outa my league!)
and then suddenly this dude in a leather jacket appears in my kitchen. He has looooong flowing hair and Greek-God looks.(Crazy count -2). He seats himself on the kitchen counter and goes “Yo Dee.” ]
Me – gllauuurrrghbffftttbblf
Dude in leather jacket with loooong flowing hair and Greek-God looks – What? What was that? Aaaah ur tongue-tied, at a loss for words I see.  I make u uncomfortable hmmmm?
Me – Oye! U get ur butt off my counter!!! And no, u do NOT make me tongue-tied.  I’m never at a loss for words. I’m just amazed at your audacity. U,..U.... you anon (Crazy count -3. Audacity? Anon? I don’t speak like tht normally!!!!)
Dude in leather jacket with loooong flowing hair and Greek-God looks – Hahahah ok ok calm down. Don’t get you apron in a twist.  You can call me Paulie btw!(Crazy count -4)
Me – Paulie? Paulie? OMG Paulie... hahahahahaha what kind of name is that? Paulie! ‘Hi. I’m Paulie.’ Did your parents hate you or something??
Paulie – Ha ha ha very funny.  If you could stop laughing for a sec. I need to tell you something.
Me - *wiping the tears from my eyes* khikhikhi ok ok tell me urrrm, Paulie wats this thing u have to tell me?
Paulie – The Fate of the world rests in your hands
 [tadumtadumtadum in the background like in a K-serial] (crazy count-5)
Me – whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? *faints*
[I wake up in some unfamiliar room. The walls are painted hot pink (crazy count-6). There is a huge bay-window to the left of the bed. The bed itself is like a double-king-size and the sheets are purple! I walk toward the window and see none other than Hrithik Roshan practising sword-play(crazy count-7). He is shirtless. I wonder if I haven’t seen this in some movie. I hear a noise and look up to see Paulie hanging from the ceiling fan like a bat(crazy count-8). He is starting to look less and less hot to me now. Hrithik Roshan is now joined by Hugh Jackman. They are mock-fighting. Hrithik, with his swords and Hugh with his Wolverine claws] (Crazy count-9)
Me – What the heck Paulie? Where the hell am I? Get me out of here right now. I’m gonna scream, I say.
Paulie – You are where you are meant to be. This is where you will fulfil your destiny.
Me – destiny?
Pauliedestiny (n)
1. The inevitable or necessary fate to which a particular person or thing is destined; one's lot.
2. A predetermined course of events considered as something beyond human power or control
3. The power or agency thought to predetermine events.
Me – oye! Don’t mess with me and talk sense. What destiny? Why am I here? Where  is here? And I won’t even start about the fight that’s going on outside.
Paulie – I’m making sense. You are the chosen one. You have to fulfil your destiny. It’s in the prophecy. Don’t you watch the movies? You’re like a female version of Neo..a err, Neotte?? Ya Neotte!!
 Here is Atlantis. And those two outside are training for the war. (crazy count-15. Hey! this counts as more than one c’mon)
Me – At.Lan.TiS???!!!!!????? The legendary island that was lost under the sea? [The song ‘under the sea’ suddenly starts playing in the background]
Paulie – Yup.
Me - Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh
Paulie – Why are you screaming? Aieeee my ears.
Me – I warned you Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh.
Paulie - *Puts his hand on my mouth to shut me up!*
[It smells of poo]
Me – Ewwwwwww
Paulie – oooops sorry I was on stable duty today. The great elephant Booboo has diarrhoea I believe.
Me – Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Paulie – Yaaa. Poo is just killer on my manicured hands. And the fumes open up my pores and keep them open. Look at how huge  my pores are! (Crazy count-??!!)
Me – errrr.
Paulie – hey. You want to play dress up?
Me – Ok!
[This is when i hear a weird *brrrrrrrzzzzzt brrrrrrrrzzzzzzzttt* and wake up suddenly to realise it’s the dumb alarm waking me up in time to get ready for my 9’OClock class which later got cancelled..... Urrrrgh i soooooo wanted to finish tht dream. What destiny I wonder and what the heck was with that Paulie guy???]
Any theories? Speculations? Mention them in the comments yous!  


Saturday, November 7, 2009

The new Us !!

You know what? It’s true! Its totally and completely true. Life IS an irony!! We started the blog because we almost always eat out and we thought our friends should benefit from our penchant for ‘bahaar ka khana’. But the ironic thing is that after we started this blog, we haven’t eaten out once. Yes we got some stuff home-delivered and W told you how that turned out! What with assignments, presentations and the unavoidable exams (AaaaaaaaaaaaahhH!!) coming up, it doesn’t look like we are going to be eating out all that much. All our ideas of going to to every restaurant in Mysore and rating them have come to naught.

Plus, we realised that we could only be rating Mysorean restaurants because despite all our good intentions to go to Bangalore every weekend, we are wayyy to lazy to get up earlier than 2 p.m. on weekends when making the three-and-a-half hour journey to Bangalore seems like an assignment (which we are overloaded with rite now!) rather than fun(as it was supposed to be!) And rating only Mysore restaurants doesn’t really benefit the majority of our friend circle.

So, we decided to change the blog-concept from the layman’s guide to food to the layman’s guide to the not-so- layman’s way of life. We want the world to know, how we, extraordinary specimen of the not-so-ordinary-non-teenagers live our lives!

Through this blog, we give you a rare insight into our eventful everyday lives. Laymen?- not so much!