One of the craziest dreams I’ve had... (my subconscious is like a teenage boy in an all-girls school)
Here goes ~
[I am baking chocolate chip cookies (Crazy Count -1. My culinary skills are restricted to Tea,Coffee,Maggi and the occasional Fried Rice. Baking is wayyyyy outa my league!)
and then suddenly this dude in a leather jacket appears in my kitchen. He has looooong flowing hair and Greek-God looks.(Crazy count -2). He seats himself on the kitchen counter and goes “Yo Dee.” ]
Me – gllauuurrrghbffftttbblf
Dude in leather jacket with loooong flowing hair and Greek-God looks – What? What was that? Aaaah ur tongue-tied, at a loss for words I see. I make u uncomfortable hmmmm?
Me – Oye! U get ur butt off my counter!!! And no, u do NOT make me tongue-tied. I’m never at a loss for words. I’m just amazed at your audacity. U,..U.... you anon (Crazy count -3. Audacity? Anon? I don’t speak like tht normally!!!!)
Dude in leather jacket with loooong flowing hair and Greek-God looks – Hahahah ok ok calm down. Don’t get you apron in a twist. You can call me Paulie btw!(Crazy count -4)
Me – Paulie? Paulie? OMG Paulie... hahahahahaha what kind of name is that? Paulie! ‘Hi. I’m Paulie.’ Did your parents hate you or something??
Paulie – Ha ha ha very funny. If you could stop laughing for a sec. I need to tell you something.
Me - *wiping the tears from my eyes* khikhikhi ok ok tell me urrrm, Paulie wats this thing u have to tell me?
Paulie – The Fate of the world rests in your hands
[tadumtadumtadum in the background like in a K-serial] (crazy count-5)
Me – whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? *faints*
[I wake up in some unfamiliar room. The walls are painted hot pink (crazy count-6). There is a huge bay-window to the left of the bed. The bed itself is like a double-king-size and the sheets are purple! I walk toward the window and see none other than Hrithik Roshan practising sword-play(crazy count-7). He is shirtless. I wonder if I haven’t seen this in some movie. I hear a noise and look up to see Paulie hanging from the ceiling fan like a bat(crazy count-8). He is starting to look less and less hot to me now. Hrithik Roshan is now joined by Hugh Jackman. They are mock-fighting. Hrithik, with his swords and Hugh with his Wolverine claws] (Crazy count-9)
Me – What the heck Paulie? Where the hell am I? Get me out of here right now. I’m gonna scream, I say.
Paulie – You are where you are meant to be. This is where you will fulfil your destiny.
Me – destiny?
Paulie – destiny (n)
1. The inevitable or necessary fate to which a particular person or thing is destined; one's lot.
2. A predetermined course of events considered as something beyond human power or control
3. The power or agency thought to predetermine events.
Me – oye! Don’t mess with me and talk sense. What destiny? Why am I here? Where is here? And I won’t even start about the fight that’s going on outside.
Paulie – I’m making sense. You are the chosen one. You have to fulfil your destiny. It’s in the prophecy. Don’t you watch the movies? You’re like a female version of Neo..a err, Neotte?? Ya Neotte!!
Here is Atlantis. And those two outside are training for the war. (crazy count-15. Hey! this counts as more than one c’mon)
Me – At.Lan.TiS???!!!!!????? The legendary island that was lost under the sea? [The song ‘under the sea’ suddenly starts playing in the background]
Paulie – Yup.
Me - Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh
Paulie – Why are you screaming? Aieeee my ears.
Me – I warned you Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh.
Paulie - *Puts his hand on my mouth to shut me up!*
[It smells of poo]
Me – Ewwwwwww
Paulie – oooops sorry I was on stable duty today. The great elephant Booboo has diarrhoea I believe.
Me – Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Paulie – Yaaa. Poo is just killer on my manicured hands. And the fumes open up my pores and keep them open. Look at how huge my pores are! (Crazy count-??!!)
Me – errrr.
Paulie – hey. You want to play dress up?
Me – Ok!
[This is when i hear a weird *brrrrrrrzzzzzt brrrrrrrrzzzzzzzttt* and wake up suddenly to realise it’s the dumb alarm waking me up in time to get ready for my 9’OClock class which later got cancelled..... Urrrrgh i soooooo wanted to finish tht dream. What destiny I wonder and what the heck was with that Paulie guy???]
Any theories? Speculations? Mention them in the comments yous!